3 Reasons Why Dawson´s Forehead Should Have Its Own Show.

It´s HUGE

This is the main reason, because something this big and incredible should in its self be good enough for stardom. For example, the decision for making “JOEY”, starring Matt Le Blanc, is solely based on the fact that the size of Friend´s Joey´s cock would most likely make a pre-internet porn actor cry into his pillow.

To look at Dawson´s face was like looking at 2 faces rolled into one and then ironed at the top. I think you could literally place another face on top of his forehead and you would still have too much of it.

“You´re so mean”

IT’S HUGE AND HAS FOUND TRUE LOVE

We all know that before becoming genius superstar Tom Cruise´s wife (was there anything in between?), Katie Holmes was, and probably is, everybody else’s perfect girl.

Fans across the world endured months of torture as our huge fore headed (not to confuse with “four headed”, but could still probably be the case) hero sought to conquer her heart with a knowledge of movie directors that ranged from Spielberg to emm…Spielberg, and false red carpet dreams.

It is undeniable that Joey (not the one with the massive cock) embodied what every 16 year old Amish kid would want in his future too young wife. It is also undeniable that casting directors for Dawson’s Creek had a serious fetish because Katie Holmes forehead is also, HUGE.

Unprotected forehead sex. A common teen problem.

In those few cherished moments when the pseudo grunge teens passionately kiss during what seems like a thousand episodes of nothing, one could see, if concentrated enough, that something out of the ordinary was happening between those two amazing pieces of overly stretched skin pushed together.

I may also boldly say that I am surprised that Pacey (Dawson’s friend and Judas, we love him) did not end up as foster father of a little bastard forehead child after Dawson left to “make big” in Hollywood.

IT’S HUGE AND SEEMS TO BLEND IN

After a thorough internet search on the subject we are appalled that so little has been said and done about this.

However, it is clearly a sign that Dawson´s forehead deserves its own show or career. Its decision to have lived on for so many years as nothing but a side note, exhibits great loyalty and dedication to its transporter. James Van Der Beek owes his acting career to his forehead´s diverse thespian skills.

Look at other actors such as Ellen Page (Juno) who’s sole purpose in Inception is to use her massive forehead to create new worlds inside other people’s minds. Now that’s what I call using your head (sorry).

It´s time to give back James. Let´s slap some eyes and a beard on that thing and cast it as one of the dwarves in the upcoming Hobbit.